I couldn’t think of a weekly so have some Pinkie cheese! I was going to do this as part of another update but it’s kind of unsubstantial (as you can see) so I decided it worked better as a one-off. In the meantime, consider this a prequel to the now-back-on-track story about Pinkie’s family.

Happy Valentine’s Day! I love all of you, so here is an update for you!

One more block, and then Nightmare Night can finally end! By by estimation, a Hearts and Hooves Day story will be up sometime around next Halloween.

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Since the season finale is right around the corner, let me remind everyone again that no changes or updates containing spoilers will be posted until at least 24 hours since the episode airs. Yes, even That Spoiler.

On to part 2!

Any inaccuracies, inconsistencies, or general absurdities (e.g., the gleeful obliviousness with which they sail off into clearly-evil waters in their inconsistently-scaled boat) are due entirely to the fact that both Clipper and his dad are terrible storytellers and not that I know jack-squat about fishing or sailing, yep.

Anyway, I do recommend you re-read the last update before this one, because I know it’s a bit weak after such a long gap and the glorious combination of kerning jokes and ponybeard can only carry you so far.

Thanks to Equestria Daily for yesterday’s feature, and hello everyone who just came in! Everybody have a great holiday, and I’ll see you next year!